Men: This is what women REALLY want

Mother's Day is a couple days away.

Whether she's a mom or not, women need a day of pampering.

Here are a few cheap, nay, FREEEEEEE suggestions.

1- Foot rub by You.

And you can't act like it's out of obligation.

2- All dishes clean & put away.

By someone other than Her.

3- Delicious dinner.

Made by someone other than Her.

4- If there are children nearby, wrangle them up and DO NOT let them interrupt her sleep.

In fact, if you have a guest room, she wants to sleep in there with the door locked.

(this was a suggestion from a friend)

5- A home-made Mother's Day card from you & some scribbles from the tots.

6- Fresh picked flowers from your (or your neighbor's) garden.

7- Go ahead & put that card & the flowers on her breakfast in bed tray.

But don't deliver that tray until after 10am.

8- The ever-famous home-made coupon book with useful coupons you will HAPPILY honor.

9- Hidden notes around the house of the top 100 reasons why you adore her & think she's the world's greatest!

10- A day without telling her she should stop reading Dear Savvy Shopper b/c she's now spending more than she's saving.

That ought to keep her happy & your budget from being blown.

Ladies, feel free to add any other suggestions in the comment section.

Happy Mother's Day to all the Fabulous Women I know!